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Get flocked with pink flamingos


Get flocked to raise funds
If you need a quick fundraising idea for your community, church group, or school, consider having a Flamingo Flocking Fundraiser!

The basics

Have participating members pre-order a "flocking" for an unsuspecting target. A standard "flocking" lasts from 5am until that evening, at which time the flock "migrates" to the next target. You can also sell Flamingo Insurance if someone does not want their lawn "flocked". It's very fun.

How many flamingos in a "flock"? How much to charge per flock?

Tip: I suggest buying enough flamingos to have three or four "flocks" out at a time, but it depends on how many households are participating.


How much to charge for flamingo insurance?

If you are offering Flamingo Insurance, $10 is the usual base rate.

flamingo flocking is fun
A flamingo flocking in progress.

Sample order form

Flamingo Flocking order form

Name of "victim":

Address of "victim":

Special instructions:

How large a flock?

Is this an anonymous flocking?

Your name:

Your phone number:

Thank you for your support!

Sample explanation note to leave on the front door of the "victim"

You've Been Flocked!

One of your friends has arranged for these flamingos to flock to your yard. Later this evening they will migrate to the lawn of the next victim. Flamingo removal will be perfomred at no additional charge, so please don't hurt our pink friends.

A small donation is required if you would like to specify the next victim.

Name of group:

Contact person:

Phone number:

This flocking arranged by:

Thank you for your support!

Sample flocking insurance form

Anti-Flamingo Flocking Insurance

By purchasing this anti-flamingo insurance, I possess a guarantee that no flamingos will roost on my lawn for the duration of this fundraising event.

This insurance requires a premium of a mere $10.

Policy holder name:

Policy holder address:

Thank you for your support!

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