How to help save the flamingos
Vintage lawn flamingo kitsch at its best.
Lawn flamingos have become an endangered species due to short-sighted individuals who refuse to allow them lawn room. They seem to have space for concrete bird baths and wily garden gnomes, but to suggest including a pair of flamingos is to risk being shunned. It is a tragic state of affairs for a pink creature who once ruled America's lawns.
You can do your part to help save the lawn flamingos by having at least one pair on your lawn. Not only does this provide a safe sanctuary for the poor badgered flamingos, but this will also promote awareness of the plight of the flamingo as everyone stops to ask about your fantastic flamingos.
|How about a pair of these flamingos for your lawn? Buy a set, and let it go from there. I bet you will discover that you can’t have just one pair of flamingos!|